i wonder how hard it is to have sex without cursing.

i have a friend that doesn’t curse.
the other night we went out to grab a drink after she got off from work.
her phone battery went dead and she said something to the effect of “well i’ll be derned”.

now i’ve known this girl for about 3 years. so i guess we’re comfortable enough for me to ask.

she kinda ignored the question.
then she goes “i just do the regular ‘reassure that it feels good’ routine.

so basically she goes “does that feel good? how does that feel? how about this? you want that? then pound it. let’s do this. and i’ll trade one of these for that. do you have change for this? knock knock…”

i don’t know if i could have sex with someone that employs pronouns during “dirty talk”.

not that i’d have sex with her because she’s like 4 foot 11 and skinny and i’d split her in half.

and if she doesn’t curse how much of an asshole must i be if i was the only one cursing while fucking. while she’s mumbling and fighting for new ways to say “fuck my pussy/ass/face”. it’s probably like raping tinkerbell.

but there’s no such thing as raping tinkerbell:

a) she doesn’t exist.
b) a normal sized penis will literally make her explode.
c) tinkerbell is a whore anyway. more than likely she’s asking for it. bitch has wings, she coulda used em. now look at her…exploded all over my dick. and there’s a wing stuck to my chest.